Debt Dealer Gifts

You don't ask me how I'm going to spend it, and I won't ask how you came by it.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

U.S. Credit Rating

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

Eurobonds Explained.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

'You seem qualified. What concerns me is the car you're driving. It's not sending out the right message.'

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

General Motors.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Man with desk organizers labelled 'Wheeling' and 'Dealing'.

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

"It covers up all the debt."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

"Wow! Even from space the Italian mountain of debt is visible!"

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."