Debt Dealer Mugs

You don't ask me how I'm going to spend it, and I won't ask how you came by it.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Sorry, that was before the fed raised the interest rates.'

"In layman's terms, it's £12,750."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

U.S. Credit Rating

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

Eurobonds Explained.

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

First United Church of Outrageously Overlimited Credit Card Holders

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

"I'm at that awkward stage between credit card payments and alimony payments."

'I need a lot of trunk space.'

"You know, maybe he's not the small-business man he claims to be."

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

“Mileage is great, but I need to customize the leg holes.”

"I'm looking for a car with backseat performance."

"It covers up all the debt."

What comes after a trillion

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."