Debt Dispatcher Gifts

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

U.S. Credit Rating

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

Night-shift entrance

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

Eurobonds Explained.

Recession

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Run in the Family

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

The United States Public Debt.

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

What comes after a trillion

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'It's a bill collector!'

'It's your debt to society.'

'Hector owes us money ...'