Debt Dispatcher Gifts

Now hiring: crowdfunding expert to reduce the US budget deficit.

'Our admission policy is now simplicity itself. If you have the tuition, you're in.'

'Honestly Bob, it's not that bad. If you can make as much next year as you did this year you'll be able to pay off your outstanding taxes for last year. That'll just leave the interest, the tax for this year and... my fees.'

Practical loans vs. devil-may-care loans.

U.S. Credit Rating

Vinnie's Repossessions: A Turtle has just had his shell repossessed

Night-shift entrance

'In the future, if we're a little late with your allowance, don't just automatically turn it over to a collection agency.'

'Let's go and make some unfunded spending committments.'

Eurobonds Explained.

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

Recession

Company profit making scheme - Jenkins, you owe us £327.95.

Run in the Family

The United States Public Debt.

"I asked my friends over to see how much the adults are leaving us to pay off!"

'If you don't pay us, I'll tell all your creditors you have.'

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

"The interest rate can't go any lower, so if necessary, we'll have to go back to pounds of flesh."

'It says, please disregard this reminder if your payment has already been sent.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

What comes after a trillion

'I FEEL YOUR PAIN!'

It's 10 p.m. Do you know why stocks rise and fall, but the U.S. National debt keeps going up?

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

"If all countries are in debt, who's got all the money?"

Delinquent Accounts - Day Late, Dollar Short.

"If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

It's an I-O-Ewe.

'A belt will have to be tightened...not the cars...yours.'

"Wow! Even from space the Italian mountain of debt is visible!"

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

'It's a bill collector!'

'It's your debt to society.'

Dispatched