Deathly Enthusiast Pillows

The Last Powerpoint

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'We've re-branded.'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

The Reaper's Arms

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"From this you make a living?"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'

"You lack spontaniety."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

The End is Nigh

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.

Biological Cuckoo clock

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Ostrich Bar

'I foresee an and to our global troubles ... The world will end tomorrow.'

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

"From here on out it's term and conditions."

"Wow. I just had a near life experience!"