Death-themed Collector Gifts

'I forgot my scythe. Here's a rain check.'

Surf Casting

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Monster Baseball

The Claw.

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Baby face

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Bear Bears his Cross

Funeral for a Cartoonist

Private View.

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

'They say they are three kings.'

Authentic signed Holy Grail

Man catching shark with his foot

Shape Up in the New Year. It's ironic, I let my gym membership lapse because I needed to tighten my belt.

Donald Trump Christmas card

Heaven Mk. II.

"Budget cuts. We replaced the scythes with sporks. Now let's get goin'."

Peacock.

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

"What will it take to put one of you two into a brand-new Eterna-5000 today?"

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"

"He just loves his cute little postmortem doll!"

KEEP OFF THE GRASS, 'It's cool, man -- this is just a clove cigarette.'

Death reads about the covid pandemic