Death-themed Collector Pillows

'I forgot my scythe. Here's a rain check.'

Surf Casting

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

'Stamp collecting has gotten more competitive.'

Monster Baseball

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Baby face

'Gents toilet? Ah, got me there...'

"Interestingly no - these are vastly enlarged images of my three favourite chromosomes."

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

'The hair plugs are that noticeable, huh?'

"You're right - organs do look more festive in these cute mason jars."

'Are you admiring my embroidery, dear? To fully appreciate it you need these...'

Bear Bears his Cross

Private View.

Funeral for a Cartoonist

A Vampire asleep in his 'Coffin Sweet Coffin'.

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

'Mum! There's something in the paddling pool.'

Authentic signed Holy Grail

Heaven Mk. II.

Man catching shark with his foot

"Budget cuts. We replaced the scythes with sporks. Now let's get goin'."

Peacock.

Donald Trump Christmas card

She had an impressive collection of hotel toiletries.

"He just loves his cute little postmortem doll!"

Al's Bar, All You Can Drink $375.

"Sorry, if you want a dial tone, there will be an extra charge on your phone bill"

"What will it take to put one of you two into a brand-new Eterna-5000 today?"

KEEP OFF THE GRASS, 'It's cool, man -- this is just a clove cigarette.'

Easter Hunter

'It's going to cost you extra if you want me to be honest with you.'