Death-themed Decor Enthusiasts Pillows

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."

"What are you looking at, four eyes?"

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

"It's not so bad! But I DO have to sleep on my side. . .2

Scratchy carves out another masterpiece.

"Ah, Stevens—sit anywhere."

"My biggest concern is adequate closet space."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Candy Corn Dracula

'This guy's FAST!'

"You see a haunted house, I see a house with good bones."

'No, I wouldn't like a free quote for central heating! Where did you get this number?'

Jack-o-lantern mobile.

'Nice model but it will also entice every deer in the forest.'

"The last vampire who lived in it spared no expense on upgrades. Especially when it comes to the latest technology."

Pumpkin Painting

'Hi, and welcome to Home Makeover from Hell.'

Woman Begins To Sweep Away Her Shadow

Selfie Extension Stik

'I hear one more person say 'my bad'. I'll wring their neck!'

'Dearest, do you smell something not burning?'

"Harumph. . !"

Mummies solution.

"No smoking, except in designated Fire and Brimstone areas."

Haunted Castle

"We’re gonna need a bigger porch"

"Look who found God."

'Dear Great Pumpkin...'

"Don't you think Tyrannosaurus is a little scary for the baby's room?"

Employee Of The Month

'I've orders to shave you and douse you!'

'Why can't we get the big one?'

Mummy Poo