Death-themed Collectors Gifts

No, you can't kill a pony.

Toadstools

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Piranhaclaus

'1,2,3 4,5,6 7,8,9...'It's the little things that count.(little figurines counting).

Barristers

Cat statues on entrance gate

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"

"What if we're just a ship in somebody's bottle? Yar, here comes me existential crisis."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

The Claw.

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Vincent Van Gogh's family reunion Family members with ears missing or bandaged up

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

'Noah, before you leave we'd like to have a word with you!'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

'It's a statue of St. Francis of Assisi. I had it specially made for my hospital.'

'More toys! The way you kids spend, you must think bananas grow on trees.'

"But, if I don't peel off the entire label, the label wins."

"I want to see it as art, but I keep asking myself 'is it really grocery?'"

They were long past their canine pasts, but the rare stamp brought out the beast in them.

Come and See the Untattooed Thin Lady.

A castaway on an island with an old TV that's washed ashore, sees two men in an approaching boat marked, 'TV Licensing'.

Crystal Ball Plug

Duck in a bathtub

'Too dressy?'

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Lawrence never goes anywhere without his ecosystem."

"Rate your experience and you could win an Amazon gift voucher."