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"I couldn't find my scythe."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

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'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

Nostradamus.

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Business witch

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

How the Old Testament Got Its Name.

"I have grave news."

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

"Just you wait!"