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"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Czarcasm

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

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'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Mummy Beggar

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Nostradamus.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

Freia and her golden apples

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

Palm Reader...

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

Business witch

"I have grave news."

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

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