Mythos Explorer Pillows

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Czarcasm

"You know the stories about putting a pair of socks into the washing machine and getting out just one of them...Jones, it seems that we found the hideaway of the second socks!"

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Mummy Beggar

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'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Nostradamus.

Freia and her golden apples

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

Palm Reader...

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

Business witch

"I have grave news."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'Osgood was a theologian back on Earth, and he thought all this stuff would be allegorical.'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'

"It's curious. No matter how hard I try, I can't find your life line."

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"Fountain of youth? No, I'm searching for a cure for natural causes."