Monster Mythos Explorer Pillows

'There's no such thing as BigFoot, huh?!'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Phoenix

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Nostradamus.

'Jensen for crying out loud, go in there and tell Bagby that opening up a parallel universe vortex on company time will not, and stress the will not, be tolerated.'

City Zoo

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

Palm Reader...

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"I have grave news."

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."