Death Mythos Explorer Pillows

"I couldn't find my scythe."

Questions about an old case refuse to go away. . .

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"I'm sending you an interesting article about declining birth rates."

Phoenix

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

'Hello, I'm your understudy.'

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

Asteroid Denying Dinosaur vs. Asteroid Believing Dinosaur.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'Just as I suspected, Simpson. The extinction process happened very suddenly.'

Nostradamus.

"I read an unforgettable book! Unfortunately, I don't remember the title and the author..."

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

"I have grave news."

Another unconfirmed Loch Ness Monster sighting...

Business witch

"Say, Homer - Enough reciting. Learn how to write, already."

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

How the Old Testament Got Its Name.

'Any history of extinction in your family?'

"In the late Cretaceous" "What do you mean, you're here for all of us at once?"

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'Why, thank you -- I made it out of a molehill.'