Monster Mythos Explorer Gifts

'There's no such thing as BigFoot, huh?!'

A fairy with wand and crown in pink tutu

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Boy and Bear and Monster

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Cthulhus, sir. Thousands of 'em."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Trilby - 'A voice he didn't understand'.

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Phoenix

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'I'm sorry, Madam Zola. I'm afraid you no longer have second sight.'

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

BRAND-NEW OMG-STORY

A crab finds an alternative to walking sideways.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

Nostradamus.

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

"Are you sure this what he said to build?"

'Jensen for crying out loud, go in there and tell Bagby that opening up a parallel universe vortex on company time will not, and stress the will not, be tolerated.'

City Zoo

'You see? There are no Wall Street millionaires under your bed.'

'I thought I heard a twig snap.'

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"I have grave news."

Business witch

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"First, we install proper insulation. Then we call the Museum of Natural History."

'How would you like a fairy tale wedding before I eat you?'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

Palm Reader...

"Well, well – if it isn't the old crystal ball and chain."