Deadheads Pillows

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

Santa Metal Claus

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"And Johnson here is in research and over-development."

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Musical Mestizo.

"When we talked on the phone I never said that I was a non-drinking man! I said a one-drink man!"

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

'Try to get less exercise.'

'Air guitar 101.'

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."