Grateful Deadheads Pillows

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I forgot to turn on the alarm." "It's all right, Peedy is there."

'This may be the first day of the rest of my life, but I've decided to wait for the second day.'

Santa Metal Claus

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

Counting Blessings

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Musical Mestizo.

'Air guitar 101.'

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

'And this is our research staff: Brad covers autos, Cathie covers Big Pharma, and Keith knows heavy metals.'

"Dude, come over right now. I just coughed up a hairball that looks exactly like Jerry Garcia."

"I thought it was just a phase, but now that he's in his 40s I'm not so sure!"

"...Even Death himself went through a 'Glam Reaper' phase."

'Well, son, the bad news is that one day you'll become fuel to power cars. But the good news is you'll go for $5 a gallon!'

"Is it wrong that I miss Jerry Garcia more than my parents?"

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

One night, Albert got haunted by a Heavy Metal demon.

Smelling Salts at the Petrol Station.

'Just which heavy metal did you say Edwards is researching?'

Thanks and Giving