Grateful Dead Fan Pillows

"The last time I heard a beat like that was at a Grateful Dead concert."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"Dude, come over right now. I just coughed up a hairball that looks exactly like Jerry Garcia."

ZZZZZZZ Top

At the rock concert...

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Steve Howe.

Jimi Hendrix.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Johnny Winter.

Existential Risk

There aren't any serious side effects — just an occasional Elvis sighting.

Jerry Garcia, RIP

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

"... and the fact that I ain't never caught a rabbit should have no bearing on our friendship."

"Roger, give me the shirt … it’s time."

'Help me Rhonda I've fallen & I can't get back up.'

Old songs made new

Bob Dylan

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

Mick Jagger at 95.

Eddie Van Halen

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'Did I hear right - Bob Dylan's changin' his name back?'

"He can still fit into the clothes he wore in the sixties."

Twang! This new stuff is okay, but I prefer classic rock music.

'What kind of music would you like? Korean classical or Death Metal?'

Eddie Van Halen.

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

'Yes, I'm really modern now. I use a cell phone and no longer need a phone booth.'

Bruce Springsteen

Eric Clapton