Deadhead Pillows

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

Rapunzel in the Morning

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Santa Metal Claus

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

Now play some Metallica!

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"And Johnson here is in research and over-development."

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Musical Mestizo.

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

'Your cholesterol is off the chart. . . Better cut down on the bacon.'

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

'Try to get less exercise.'

'Air guitar 101.'

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.