Deadhead Pillows

"Thanks for sitting through the encore."

Rapunzel in the Morning

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

Santa Metal Claus

"Are you ready for the working breakfast?"

"And Johnson here is in research and over-development."

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Musical Mestizo.

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

Cat wakes up owner demanding to be fed.

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

Error 404: the saviour you're looking for has been removed.

'Try to get less exercise.'

'Air guitar 101.'

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.