Breadhead Pillows

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Drool Marks

Rapunzel in the Morning

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"What old school? This is my life."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'God's speed.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Idle parts

Smile

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

Car Dentistry.

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'