Breadhead Prints

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Drool Marks

Rapunzel in the Morning

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

"What old school? This is my life."

'I said they're good, but expensive.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"So this is what you want? This is why after school, almost every day, you spend all your extra free time working at the auto store?"

'God's speed.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Idle parts

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Smile

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'Just as we finally get the industrial revolution down pat, we find ourselves in the middle of the electronic revolution.'

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Car Dentistry.

'It was only a five minute job. Not worth changing out of his best clothes for'

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"They can steal my bike, but they can't take my dignity."

I bake my own bread.

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"How are we on bread?"

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."

Army Leader: 'We have ways of making you Torque.'

Tune up $90. Tinker $20.

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

Le Mans 24 Hour Tiredness can kill, take a break ...