Bread Head Enthusiast Pillows

French Bankers in London

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Doughboy Dad

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"How are we on bread?"

I bake my own bread.

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

Early Morning Roll Call.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

Come dine with me!

French bread

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"Do you have any marriage bread?"

Toast kidnapper.

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."