Deadheads Gifts

"When I said we were going to follow the dead, I was talking about that guy."

Bodybuilder pumping himself up.

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

Egguy JUMP!! 62 Eggs like this. Gr'Egg LOL. M'Egg OMG so funny!!!!! 3.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Jerry Garcia, RIP

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

'...Well, this is it Lana...the place where I was born and raised!'

Santa Metal Claus

Now play some Metallica!

"Oh yes,decidedly hoppy."

"And Johnson here is in research and over-development."

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

Musical Mestizo.

'Your cholesterol is off the chart. . . Better cut down on the bacon.'

"When we talked on the phone I never said that I was a non-drinking man! I said a one-drink man!"

"If you were making an omelette, that would be one thing. But this is just foul behavior. Bad for our reputation."

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

'Try to get less exercise.'

'Air guitar 101.'

Wow! — this discredits all my theories.

"You have some serious bed head, Dear."

The Barbarian At the Villiage Gate

'Darling, it's the local Satanists wondering whether they can sing us some black metal.'

Heavy Metal Scrap Merchants.

'Well I see we both got our ugly sleep.'

Don't forget to switch off your cellphones.

No, I'm afraid I don't know any songs in the death metal genre.