Nethead Gifts

The AdRams Family no.26 - Netheads beware

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Thunk! Teddy! Pick them up! They're toxic to all living things! Ok. Ok. But you don't have to exaggerate. Regrettably � I'm not.

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Music for car stereos

Oil shock.

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

Bump in the road.

James May

Santa Metal Claus

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

'We live in a designer trainer.'

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

"Got to have a pair of those!"

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'What do you mean - you want a white wedding?'

Now play some Metallica!

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

"And the best feature of this shoe is you'll look Athletic even if you're not."

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

Fuels paradise.

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'