Nethead Pillows

The AdRams Family no.26 - Netheads beware

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Nerdy man wagging his finger.

"Winter is not a season, it's an occupation. Sinclair Lewis, boy, Sinclair Lewis."

"Wait, I'll go down with you. I'm just changing back into my rubber-soled actionwear."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

"Would the owner of the 1985 Ford station wagon, license plate METAL-1, please move your car so that the ice-cream truck can get through?"

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

'The meaning of life is to get a nice sneaker contract.'

"Do you have a shoe for roaming and prowling?"

Oil shock.

Music for car stereos

"I'm just gonna do one more set."

Bump in the road.

"Got to have a pair of those!"

Casting out the Shoe Devil.

'... And for $50 more, this is the same basketball shoe in a turbo model.'

The Stages of Coffee Addiction

"Would you like something by an over promoted high-price athlete or a nobody from Jersey?"

Santa Metal Claus

'We live in a designer trainer.'

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'Are we broke yet?'

'New! - 'Fuel Price Rage' counselor on duty.'

'You have a very advanced case of athlete's foot.'

Fuels paradise.