Daycare Tales Fan Gifts

"His parents never picked him up."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I'm bored."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'So this is goodbye then!'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

Out of patience

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Children's Nursery

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

A baby biting a boys wristwatch

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

'As a baby sitter, you shouldn't think of me as a bratty kid...think of me as a jobs creator!'

"I take my babysitting job very seriously."

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

"Jack fell down and broke his crown, but he should be all right after extensive surgery."

Different Perspectives on Childcare

'Home from work at last!!'

"I'm sixteen years old and have been a babysitter for the past six months!"

The Cost of Day-Care

"Thanks again. You've got a great house and a fun care provider."

"I'm hoping things will turn around. I just signed with a hot new day-care center."

Devil-May-Care Centre.

'For goodness sake, it's not that bad. Mommy gets off work at 5. You'll be out in no time.'