Daycare Tales Fan Gifts

"His parents never picked him up."

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I'm bored."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

Rockabye Baby- $10/hour.

'So this is goodbye then!'

'I've been coming to Kindergarten every day for two weeks!-- When do I get paid?'

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

Out of patience

Children's Nursery

'Young Master and I are both turning two: How come I'm so much more mature than he is?'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

Count Alucard's Night-Care Center.

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

"You're wasting your time, Dad. I learned in day care a cow jumped over the moon."

A baby biting a boys wristwatch

'I am transferring to another day-care center. I am not getting enough playing time.'

'As a baby sitter, you shouldn't think of me as a bratty kid...think of me as a jobs creator!'

'Congratulations, it's a boy!'

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

"I take my babysitting job very seriously."

Dr.Benjamin Spock

"Jack fell down and broke his crown, but he should be all right after extensive surgery."

Different Perspectives on Childcare

'Home from work at last!!'

The Cost of Day-Care

"How were the kids?"

"I'm sixteen years old and have been a babysitter for the past six months!"

"Thanks again. You've got a great house and a fun care provider."

"I'm hoping things will turn around. I just signed with a hot new day-care center."

Devil-May-Care Centre.