Childcare Aficionados Gifts

"How were the kids?"

Children's Nursery

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'The child is very illogical'

Gifts for a cloned baby!

"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I'm bored."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'So this is goodbye then!'

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

No bottle feeding.

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

Wee Folks Daycare

"I couldn't find a sitter."

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

'Oh, wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

Women with her children of leashes passes dog walker with dogs so well trained they have no leashes.

A baby biting a boys wristwatch

'No more kids, Steve -- I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.'

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

"I take my babysitting job very seriously."