Childcare Aficionados Gifts

Children's Nursery

'William, I've decided to go back to work so I can get a little rest during the day.'

'The child is very illogical'

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"Your children are adorable...and so shiny!" "Thanks. I them in dish detergent."

"I'm bored."

'Of course I put my kids first! Look at how much I pay the nanny!!'

"I never subscribed to Hobbes' state of nature theory until the night we left the kids without a sitter."

'So this is goodbye then!'

"I brought frankincense." "I brought gold." "I brought diapers!" "A wise woman!"

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

"Congratulations! It's a pain in the ass."

'Oh my - hasn't he grown!'

"I can hear some rattling: Better start writing those birth notices Darling..."

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

'When the baby sitter gets a standing ovation, I don't know whether to be pleasantly surprised or suspicious.'

No bottle feeding.

'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'

'We are considering a nursery expansion.'

'Forget the wheel. Invent diapers.'

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'Oh Sit down again and read your paper!'

'This is great. No dishes to wash!'

"I couldn't find a sitter."

'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'

'Your little one is giving the sitter a big kiss-of life.'

Women with her children of leashes passes dog walker with dogs so well trained they have no leashes.

I wish my baby came with suction cups so there was a place to put him while I shower.

A baby biting a boys wristwatch

"Excuse me, can you tell me where I might find the colostrum?"

'Oh, wonderful! All day I've been waiting for that burp!'

'No more kids, Steve -- I'm sick and tired of being sick and tired.'

"I take my babysitting job very seriously."

"Your nanny is paid to be patient with you."

"My parents are the same way. Lots of ostentatious child-rearing, very little direct nurturing."