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'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

"You do realize his ‘nose so bright’ is going to attract a horde of Defense Department drones."

* For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

Wanted For Bird Watching: Reward

'Dad, do you you think there's s**t on other planets?'

Man in office, desk covered in computer equipment, uses floor for photos, desk pads etc.

'This duck call works too well.'

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

Elusive Shadow.

"Miss Jenkins, e-mail the housekeeper. Her telecommuting days are over"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

'Not only did they install an elevator to help you get over the dam, they also hired an elevator operator.'

Jean, bring me everything we've got on gravity.

"Well, we can kiss being free-range goodbye."

'Miscellaneous' and 'Non-Miscellaneous' trays

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

It's always the same dream. I'm in therapy, analyzing my recurring dream.

He's mumbling again! What do you think husbands dream about?

"We need to talk about procrastination."

"So in other words, we're hoping to discover what makes the nitty, gritty."

'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'

"Sure we could just print out the specials, but the chef doesn't want to leave a paper trail."

Pipe dreams!

The Sleep of Reason Produces Bureaucracy

"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."

"I know at least two people who will sleep easier with him behind bars."

"Wake up, Jane! There's a giant talking squirrel at the end of your bed!"

'It's not what you think, sir. I'm power daydreaming.'

"I noticed he had punched air holes in his desk. Now I'm afraid to open it."

"Don't let the organized desk fool you. I have no idea where my computer files are."

For latent content, see your psychiatrist.

'My theory is he's faking sleep in order to get the $50 for the study.'

'Who am I?'

'Where's the duck?'