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"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

'Nice jingle!'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

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Type Z Behaviour.

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

"He's an excellent candidate. Unfortunately, he doesn't want to work weekends."

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

Heaven's Way

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

"I cannot see any activity over the next few weeks: looks like you'll sleep soundly this winter..."

'Come on! Up and at 'em! It's dawn already! You got things to do! Hunt, gather, break rocks, pile rocks, throw rocks! Let's move it! Chop, chop!'

'Sorry about that -- I should have warned you about the Sun coming up like thunder out of china 'cross the bay.'

Early morning sun

'Yes, I've been up at the crack of dawn my whole life: Seen every single sunrise...'

"No point going to sleep now."

"I love waking up at the crack of dawn!"

I saw your "free wi-fi" sign. Yes, it's free for customers. False advertising! If I have to buy something, it's not free! Ok. The password is "buysomethingorgetout." Is that upper-case or lower?

A crash test dummy counts sheep.

"Make sure you wake me up early."

"Cripes, Alma! Kill the light! You know I have to be up at the crack of dawn again!"

Somewhere in France - Bertie has begun to dream in French

"Out here, Boy, we get up with the chicken!"