Dawn Patroller Mugs

"Starting today, we'll get our meals and walks one hour earlier than usual."

You can't just switch them. If your wife asked you to change the baby, she probably meant the diaper.

'Nice jingle!'

"Serenity's cool and all, but when do we get to bliss?"

"Don't talk to me before discover coffee."

"I belonged to the Audubon Society."

Parenting magazines.

Before we begin tonight's dream, a word from our sponsor...

"Look at you! What's your name? Huh, cutie? What's your name? I can see the man walking you is of no help. We won't judge his rude behavior. No, we won't, will we?…"

"Yes, Jamie -- you have an insight?"

Type Z Behaviour.

'I miss fighting who gets the front page of the paper first.'

Heaven's Way

"Yeah, mom. Ed's up before sunrise to fix the sink. So here I stand at the crack of dawn."

"Awww....someone's done a pooping in their pants. How cute?"

"He's an excellent candidate. Unfortunately, he doesn't want to work weekends."

'I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.'

"Oh, great, the warranty is up."

Come on sun! I know you can do it!

"I cannot see any activity over the next few weeks: looks like you'll sleep soundly this winter..."

"I had this weird nightmare. I dreamed I was a muffler! I woke up exhausted."

"Only once! That particular winter morning, it has snowed overnight and the sunrise was so spectacular I was speechless: I forgot to cock-a-doodle-do!"

"I love waking up at the crack of dawn!"

'Sorry about that -- I should have warned you about the Sun coming up like thunder out of china 'cross the bay.'

'Yes, I've been up at the crack of dawn my whole life: Seen every single sunrise...'

Early morning sun

"No point going to sleep now."

A crash test dummy counts sheep.

Somewhere in France - Bertie has begun to dream in French

"Make sure you wake me up early."

"Out here, Boy, we get up with the chicken!"

Woman throwing paints out of her house.

"Cripes, Alma! Kill the light! You know I have to be up at the crack of dawn again!"