Dating Service Enthusiast Pillows

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Film Lovers.

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

Love Trap

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Heart to heart talk.

"You lack spontaniety."

Romance

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Lovers.

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

Ostrich Bar

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."