Dating Agency Enthusiast Pillows

'I'd like to go to the one most deserving'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"You lack spontaniety."

Biological Cuckoo clock

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Ostrich Bar

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

Alligator Bars

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

Romantic Coffee Dates

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"

"Yes, we met on a blind date, or in your father's case, a blind drunk date."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

'Don't look now but it's that guy from Pennsylvania that you dumped,'

"We pointed, but we never clicked."

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

"What's confusing is exactly how we're supposed to have sex."

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."