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'Your blind date reminded you of a TV star?, 'Yeah -- I think he was wearing Columbo's raincoat.'

'I won't rule out using sex as a weapon, but I do have a 'no first use' policy.'

"This could be a match. There's a lady here, who's looking for a man who knows how to listen."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Call me?"

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Sitting in a tree

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Valentine Day

Mantis Love

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Love Birds love just being together

They get into debt so fast these days...

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

Roads with a view.

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

Tasty.

The Acme Agency: "Dedicated to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Media Exposure."

'The client loves your work. Cut everything except for their logo.'