Dating Agency Aficionado Gifts

'Your blind date reminded you of a TV star?, 'Yeah -- I think he was wearing Columbo's raincoat.'

'I won't rule out using sex as a weapon, but I do have a 'no first use' policy.'

"This could be a match. There's a lady here, who's looking for a man who knows how to listen."

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

'If only every year was an election year.'

"Call me?"

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

Sitting in a tree

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Mantis Love

Valentine Day

'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'

"We need to sue, claiming free speech is being violated by remotes with fast forward buttons."

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

'It's creative as hell! Now that you've got that out of your system, give me a campaign that will sell.'

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

"This could be the marriage all our other marriages were for!"

Roads with a view.

"We're looking for the kind of bad taste that will grab - but not appall."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

"The problem is that our ads have either been too Jewish or not Jewish enough."

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

Love Birds love just being together

They get into debt so fast these days...

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."