Dating Service Enthusiast Gifts

"Your ad in the 'Voice' didn't mention your hair."

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Romance

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

"I'm Lester Holt, and this, is date night."

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Romance

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"No, I don't still think about him - I'm with YOU now."

Heart to heart talk.

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

Film Lovers.

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

Love Trap

"You lack spontaniety."

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Lovers.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

'He had bulging muscles and a wallet to match!'

'I wanted something special...not another candlelight dinner!'

Biological Cuckoo clock

"Your online profile says you like to foxtrot."

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"Your profile said you were a dog."