Dating Profile Enhancer Gifts

'You know, Eno, it's ok if you lie a little on your online dating profile.'

"I just love the way you're so endlessly inventive in the bedroom."

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

Ego Increasing School

"We didn't spend much time together when we first got married, so we're making up for lost time. We now have a date night 300 days a year."

I couldn't resist his pickup line. He said he had a job.

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

The singles bar...

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

Small Talk

'It's all downhill from here.'

"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

Brenda tests to see if Karl can truly handle the low points of living together.

Test dummies holding 'Kama Sutra For Dummies' manual.

"She didn't know what she was saying, Mr Kalish. Please believe me."

'Well, what seems to be the problem?'

"Alexa, you're not quite what I was expecting!"

'It seems we've both been a bit imaginative in creating our online profiles.'

'I'm tagging some unflattering photos of friends, so my tagged photos don't look quite so bad.'

Sex Shop

'It's my wife's reminder to put the toilet seat down.'

'Your dating profile was right. You really do know how to show a girl a good time.'

"He looked a lot bigger online."

"Gee, you didn't mention your wart in your personal."

'I'm flattered by your imitation, unless you just want to be taller than me.'

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

'Carlisle, is it true that you've been wearing elevator shoes?'

'Please tell me that you have something else to offer?'