Creating A Dating Profile Gifts

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

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'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

I couldn't resist his pickup line. He said he had a job.

"To meet the girl of your dreams, swipe right on the lamp."

"Hi, I'm Miranda: I like sniffing bums, rolling about in dead things and chasing tennis balls. . ."

'On the internet, nobody knows you're a monkey.'

"If they say 'Rubensesque' in their profile, they mean they're a Botero."

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

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"So when you said you were a bee keeper..."

"Are you 'Athletic, bronzed male, early thirties seeking buxom, fun-loving younger female'?"

'The internet brings everyone closer.'

"Alexa, you're not quite what I was expecting!"

"What should I use for our scream name?"

"What should I use for our scream name?"

"It turns out there was a computer error – we weren't made for each other after all."

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I met him online.

"I posted dozens of cat pictures on social media to meet women. Then one dated me and ran off with my cat."

'It seems we've both been a bit imaginative in creating our online profiles.'

"Gee, you didn't mention your wart in your personal."

'Your dating profile was right. You really do know how to show a girl a good time.'

'Another for our 'GSOH' file.'

'I think I would get along really well with someone as disagreeable as me.'