Dating In The Afterlife Explorer Pillows

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Surgery up here is free!"

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"All we have left is standing room only."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Needs to get a life"

"It's true: no more burpees."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Halo Frisbee.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Look man, no wings!'