Dating In The Afterlife Explorer Gifts

'Tell me about yourself. How long have you been dead?'

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

I DATED A GUY FROM THE FAIR, BUT . . .

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Needs to get a life"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"All we have left is standing room only."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"It's true: no more burpees."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

A surprise in heaven

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Halo Frisbee.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.