Dating Couple Pillows

Internal Clocks.

'They're a bit of a strange couple. They didn't meet on the internet.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"I'm giving this like ten more minutes."

'Sorry Henry, but I'm looking for something a little more permanent.'

Impulse dating. A really bad idea.

"The fact that you rely on a teleprompter is a good indication that you need to work on your communication skills."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Stephen and I are today's special."

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

Life is for the birds.

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Romance

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

So Close..

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Right click for yes...