Starting Dating Pillows

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

"I have to confess, I've been seeing other virgins."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

Life is for the birds.

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Romance

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

So Close..

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Right click for yes...

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

'Cow in love'

Why we need poetry. . .

Carbon Dating.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'We have a beautiful relationship. Why spoil it with a hug?'

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"First date hairball... awkward."