Starting Dating Pillows

'There are lots of fish in the sea.'

Dan, Carla's interests include brooding over failed relationships and fending off her mother's pleas for grandchildren. Carla, Dan is terrified of commitment and has a negative bank balance."

"I have to confess, I've been seeing other virgins."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

'Past performance is not an indication of future results.'

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

Life is for the birds.

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

So Close..

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Romance

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

Give us a drink that says "we're in love." Oh no, not again. Today's Special. Latte + 1hr web $12.50. We're back together. We're celebrating. Give us my darling pudding pie's favorite drink. A cinnamon mocha latte with a peppermint lollipop swizzle stick. Excuse me?! That is not my favorite drink ... dear. My favorite drink is a cinnamon mocha latte with a spearmint lollipop swizzle stick ... dear. I am so sorry ... snookums. How could I have possibly been so heartless and thoughtless as to con

Speed Dating for Turtles

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

It's not because I'm nervous. The reason I'm not eating is because I really do have butterflies in my stomach.

Right click for yes...

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Cow in love'

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Why we need poetry. . .

Carbon Dating.

"She's in a conversationally induced coma."

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."