Dating App Diva Pillows

I think it's time we started to see other people. This is so sudden when you consider...we met ten minutes ago.

"You looked a lot bigger on your dating profile."

cuPad

Today's love

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

"Wow! That guy is REALLY good at 'Speed Dating!'"

'My bed time story sounds a lot like your blog.'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"We probably shouldn't cuddle."

The Insiders

"I need a slower internet connection."

'I know I said you could take me home but I didn't mean to your place!'

'I guess we're both out of luck. You like girls with big boobs, and I like a man with brains and halfway decent looks.'

"If he were just 8 inches taller, 20 years younger,10 times more mature and a million dollars richer, he'd be perfect."

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

'He was taller online!'

Social butterfly

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

"Swipe left." Henry VIII

"I meet people all the time, but nothing ever seems to last."

Blind date signage - ( the obscured sign reads SLOW)

"To be honest you're not what I was expecting. Your profile on the dating app said you were a small business owner."

"There's a woman on tinder called Melania Trump."

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

Tinder

"I'm on Tinderhooks waiting to see what he's like."

"Nothing's wrong with the club I sold you. Maybe you're just not her type."