Dating Diva Pillows

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

'I hope you don't mind, but our first date is going so well, I'm changing my status to, In a deep and meaningful relationship.'

"Thanks, Emily. That was really fun!"

'Do you know what men and pantyhose have in common? They both run, cling, or don't fit properly.'

Women trading pick-up lines - How about, Can I throw these out of you?

'Baz? How the hell can you be 'going out' with an agoraphobic?!'

Social butterfly

Picky Picky Bar

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

Party Time!

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

Brownie Points

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."

"Please point out the problem tooth."

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

The Insiders

"Who should I examine first, you or your lawyer?"

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

Dancing Doctor

'It's a duet yourself project.'

9:15. Sorry I'm late -- I had to floss.

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

"You're not serious. You want me to up Latin dance?"

'It;s the xmas party, Jane... let your hair down!'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

Madonna

'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'