Dating Diva Pillows

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

'I hope you don't mind, but our first date is going so well, I'm changing my status to, In a deep and meaningful relationship.'

"Thanks, Emily. That was really fun!"

'Do you know what men and pantyhose have in common? They both run, cling, or don't fit properly.'

Women trading pick-up lines - How about, Can I throw these out of you?

'Baz? How the hell can you be 'going out' with an agoraphobic?!'

Social butterfly

Picky Picky Bar

'I want to finish with him, but I'll have to wait until he's made the final payment on my engagement ring.'

"Well, the alternative would be to use your social media accounts to promote toothlessness."

Party Time!

'I've got another loose tooth - It's not your cooking is it mum?'

"And if your teeth could hear you, Larry, what would you say to them?"

"Every time you lick your teeth, you taste your skeleton."

'Once a donzel, the dyvour now settled for orts.'

Brownie Points

'Houston, we have a problem. We're going to need a bigger toothbrush.'

'Your new teeth whitener is keeping me up.'

Dentist as car mechanic with mouth under the bonnet

"Please point out the problem tooth."

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

The Insiders

"She has to arouse you, without, of course, actually arousing you."

"Who should I examine first, you or your lawyer?"

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'

Dancing Doctor

'It;s the xmas party, Jane... let your hair down!'

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

"You're not serious. You want me to up Latin dance?"

'It's a duet yourself project.'

' ... plus you need to floss better.'

Blind date with girl with elephant trunk for nose

'I love you just enough to screw you up for the rest of your life.'

'That should do it. We'll see you in six months for your next cleaning.'

'CLEAR!' ''Please Pardon the Inconvenience as we Remodel the Dental Office.'