Dating Agency Employee Gifts

'Love and affection, loyalty, big brown eyes. Yes, we've got just the thing for you.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

'Sorry, this isn't that kind of agency. We determine the age of old fossils, not arrange dates for them.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

Temp Employment Agency. Ah, I see that you have a short attention span.

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

'I've never read such stupid twaddle in all my life, I like it'

'How do you like your egg?'

'I won't rule out using sex as a weapon, but I do have a 'no first use' policy.'

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

Carbon Dating Agency

'I'll tell you a joke; I lied about the GSOH!'

"You may 'have a thing for Earth women' Mr. Zing. But I'm afraid we don't have any on our files that express a similar interest in Venusian men."

Mister, Inc: 'Wrong...Right'

Three cheers for advertising.

'I like to think our false and deceptive advertising is falser and more deceptive than anyone else's false and deceptive advertising.'

'Your blind date reminded you of a TV star?, 'Yeah -- I think he was wearing Columbo's raincoat.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but affirmative action guidelines require that your first date be a Nepalese pastry cook.'

I am sorry you can't have Sonia,she is for display only.'

Just Another Brick In The Wall, temporary workers.

'You are neither tattooed, nor pierced, or have facial hair - how creative can you be?'

'They couldn't exactly get me a date, but they offered me a job as a practice dummy.'

"So, are you working Mr Smith?"

Temporary Worker Bee

"I hear 'mysterious' when you call me creepy."

'They couldn't exactly get me a date, but they offered me a job as a practice dummy.'

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

'I'm not supposed to say this, but I think you'd be better off with a cat.'

'I think I would get along really well with someone as disagreeable as me.'

"I'm available every day except one."

'I'd like to go to the one most deserving'

'I'm sorry, sir, but affirmative action guidelines require that your first date be a Nepalese pastry cook.'