Dating Agency Employee T-Shirts

'Love and affection, loyalty, big brown eyes. Yes, we've got just the thing for you.'

'He's written some great slogans and some great labels, but he's never written a great coupon.'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'You're in luck - we do have a temporary position in advertising'.

'Sorry, this isn't that kind of agency. We determine the age of old fossils, not arrange dates for them.'

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

Corporate Advertising Agency: WEEKLY SCAM MEETING

'I've never read such stupid twaddle in all my life, I like it'

'I won't rule out using sex as a weapon, but I do have a 'no first use' policy.'

'How do you like your egg?'

'Another casualty of U.S. Rating agencies...'

Three cheers for advertising.

Mister, Inc: 'Wrong...Right'

'I'll tell you a joke; I lied about the GSOH!'

Carbon Dating Agency

"You may 'have a thing for Earth women' Mr. Zing. But I'm afraid we don't have any on our files that express a similar interest in Venusian men."

'I like to think our false and deceptive advertising is falser and more deceptive than anyone else's false and deceptive advertising.'

'I'm sorry, sir, but affirmative action guidelines require that your first date be a Nepalese pastry cook.'

Just Another Brick In The Wall, temporary workers.

'Your blind date reminded you of a TV star?, 'Yeah -- I think he was wearing Columbo's raincoat.'

I am sorry you can't have Sonia,she is for display only.'

'You are neither tattooed, nor pierced, or have facial hair - how creative can you be?'

'I'm not supposed to say this, but I think you'd be better off with a cat.'

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

'They couldn't exactly get me a date, but they offered me a job as a practice dummy.'

Temporary Worker Bee

"So, are you working Mr Smith?"

'I think I would get along really well with someone as disagreeable as me.'

'They couldn't exactly get me a date, but they offered me a job as a practice dummy.'

"I'm available every day except one."

'I'd like to go to the one most deserving'

'Do you scan them for viruses?'

'I'm sorry, sir, but affirmative action guidelines require that your first date be a Nepalese pastry cook.'