Joining A Dating Agency T-Shirts

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'I'll tell you a joke; I lied about the GSOH!'

"You don't know me well enough to not care how I look."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'I really can't stay for dessert. Why don't you stay and DVR the rest of the date for me?'

Dating - "Oh, and she must have a sense of humour."

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"Yes, he was very nice, Mom, but he had to cut the date short because it was... 'report card time'!"

"You lack spontaniety."

Tasty.

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

Biological Cuckoo clock

Ostrich Bar

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

'Are you ready to get hurt again?'

'You remind me of my ex-ex-ex.'

When kissing a woman, try not to burp.

Early Sexting

Women's Idea of Sharing/Men's Idea of Sharing.

A Tree Grows In . . . Wherever.

"I've become so good at dating—relationships that used to take months now last a matter of days."

"Ask me anything you want about Water Cress!"

"What if I dress up like a Chihuahua?"

"Yes, we met on a blind date, or in your father's case, a blind drunk date."

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

"We pointed, but we never clicked."

"She seems nice. A little clingy... but nice."

Speed Dating

Despite wanting to date a man who was 'young at heart', Beryl couldn't help but feel a little disappointed with her blind date.

"What's confusing is exactly how we're supposed to have sex."

"If he was just 8 inches taller...million dollars richer, he'd be perfect."

'I had a wonderful evening, Oswald but this wasn't it,I'm afraid!'

"Boys meet the girls. Girls meet the boys. . ."