Dating Agency Critic Pillows

I am sorry you can't have Sonia,she is for display only.'

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

'I wouldn't kick her out of bed.'

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

'How do you like your egg?'

Elderly spinster commenting on a marriage

"You may 'have a thing for Earth women' Mr. Zing. But I'm afraid we don't have any on our files that express a similar interest in Venusian men."

Carbon Dating Agency

Dead cupid

'I'll tell you a joke; I lied about the GSOH!'

"Honestly, Gwen! Sometimes they act as if we were pieces of meat!"

'Love and affection, loyalty, big brown eyes. Yes, we've got just the thing for you.'

"Gee, you didn't mention your wart in your personal."

Sue meets another Winner

'I'm not supposed to say this, but I think you'd be better off with a cat.'

"I told the dating service I hated the bar scene. I suppose you did, too."

Sterns Father. 'What an unearthly hour that young fellow stops till every night, Doris. What does your mother say about it?' Daughter. 'She says men haven't altered a bit pa.'

"He looked a lot bigger online."

"Oh, it's feeding time in Egoville?"

"Nah, I just don't fancy it anymore."

'I think I would get along really well with someone as disagreeable as me.'

'I'd like to go to the one most deserving'

"Please may I see you again - I find your opinions so easy to trash."

The currency of love - Size is everything.

'This could be another chapter for my book on easy pickups.'

'I can't believe you actually JOINED the 'Psycho Girlfriend of the Month' Club!'

'A house? You must be joking! He doesn't even have his own teeth.'

'I remember when sex on the first date was shocking. Now they don't even bother with a date!'

'Do you scan them for viruses?'

'I'm sorry, sir, but affirmative action guidelines require that your first date be a Nepalese pastry cook.'

"That's an unusual, orange jumpsuit!"

'...Anyway, enough about me. Tell me a little bit about yourself.'

'That 'perfect match' you set me up with last week, turned out to be my ex- wife!'

The dating agency had promised an 'out of this world' experience.

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