Data Miner Gifts

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

Zuckerberg Criticises EU's Data Harvesting

"Won't clearing off all my personal information hurt my data mining stocks?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Another day in the Splenda mines

Why markets crash.

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Will you be mine?

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'In a sentence or two, Gibbs.'

A word from James Cameron. . .

"Profits lately have been spiraling downward."

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

Propping up a profits chart.

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

Profit slump

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

Mine Shaft of Love.

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

Where clean coal comes from.

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.