Data Miner Pillows

Data Extraction Social Media Theme Park

"Won't clearing off all my personal information hurt my data mining stocks?"

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Another day in the Splenda mines

Why markets crash.

"Your editor called again to see if the well was still dry."

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Will you be mine?

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'In a sentence or two, Gibbs.'

"Profits lately have been spiraling downward."

'You'll be starting out at the bottom.'

Propping up a profits chart.

'I used to trade in futures until I learned the planet doesn't have one.'

"Another organization has already researched this, but I'm afraid that if we use it, we won't get as much credit."

With the mine closing down due to Emission concerns...somone had to shake their booty to keep food on the table.

Profit slump

'We're getting closer - That's a goldfish.'

'There's no need for confusion. Part 935 of Mining Regulation 823, Section 323 in Article L clearly states . . . '

'Frankly, I'm a little concerned.'

"I asked you to send me over a prospectus!"

"...and right here in Q2 is where the 'you know what' hit the fan. . ."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'