Data Detecting Duo Gifts

When Focus Group Researchers Go Head to Head

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The data looks good, sir, but the vibes are mucho heavioso."

'According to our statistics department, 78.93 of the statistics they produce are worthless.'

Santa sits in front of computers with naughty data and nice data screens.

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Actual results indicate that the statistical analysis of the data which projections were based on may have been wrong."

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'

Turtle Hat

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

"As you can see, sales have been a little erratic lately..."

"Don’t you eyeball me, Ed! That’s right, look down at the table. Only technicians who remember to back up the data can look at me! And if you start to cry I will fire you!"

Charities should investigate whether published reports are 'Misleadingly Positive'.

Privacy Conference Security

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

"The date protection policy is all about access to information, and we all know information is POWER!"

'The question is - to what level of data do we wish to stoop.'

Fred's new phone plan included unlimited Dada.

"There's a lot of uncertainty out there these days. Or not. Who knows?"

"Thanks for considering me for the job as head of cybersecurity, but I already hacked into your network and gave myself the job."

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

Violent Crime Statistics

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Eureka! Details to follow."

'You might show a little excitement at the figures, Johnson!'

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Workers are running out of one door labeled 'Reactive Business Intelligence,' while another worker in the next room sits calmly behind a door with a sign that reads, 'Proactive Business Intelligence.'

'Please, Ma'am — I'm running out of paper!'

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'