Darkness Enthusiasts Pillows

Power outages

"Puss in cement boots"

"I can never remember - do these go in garbage or compost?"

End the Winter Blues

"It's a beautiful world out there, just waiting to be discovered. Well, discovered by one of you, the rest will almost certainly die."

100 best beheadings

The Scarecrow Gets A Brain From Igor

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

'Will you be wanting this?'

'As I recall you were the one who told him that he couldn't take it with him.'

Preying mantis marriage councellor.

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

Vampire baby in 'Grav-co' stroller.

'Even down here we never lose our sense of humor!'

'It's a new medication I'm working on, but the side effects are monsterous.'

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

'What ever happened to that persnickety inspector?'

'What do you mean you're afraid of the dark? You're a nightcrawler.'

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

'There were some cost overruns on the project that we need to discuss.'

CEO Bonus - 'Those in favor of my exhorbitant bonus say 'aye'. Those opposed say, 'Good heavens, I've been shot!'

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

Tom's last day.

Death takes a holiday.

'No. No. Don't bomb them now. Wait until morning, when the birds are singing and the air is alive with a sense of possibility.'

'The chef's hat was delicious! But the hair...'

'I can't make it, I'm dead.'

"On the plus side, people seem happier to see me lately...."

"It looks as though plan A has backfired!"

Cannibal Moms : "Remember kids, no dessert until you eat all or your vegetarian!"

"You're in luck! Business ethics is a grey area, we're sending you back!"